What is it with people posting crap on YouTube? I don’t want to watch you walk down the street with your dog, or talk about utter drivel for 10 minutes in front of the camera. I am not particularly interested in the view of young teenagers on… well anything really, but I guess they just want to be ‘on telly’. In the good old days before all this cyberspace googlewhack nonsense then the only way you could get out there on video to be seen by other people was to be famous and get on telly, or in your cheesy home videos your dad makes. Now anyone and his dog (and often just the dog)...

Youtube has to be the best way to cheer yourself up ever, whenever your mad or sad you can pop on and watch other people making complete fools of themselves! Or as in the case of the video below you can see cute cats making fools of themselves, check it...

What on earth is happening in my inbox nowadays, first of all how did these people get my yahoo email address? I don’t post it anywhere, only a select few people have it, so how did all these lawyers representing wealthy people who died and want me to have their money suddenly get hold of the email address of little’ol me? And I know I shouldn’t really laugh so hard at their feeble attempts to prise my details out of me or buy their ‘medications’ to enlarge certain areas of my anatomy, I know people really do fall for this stuff, but how exactly? If I get an email to my...

What is it with dreams? Why do they have to be so weird? Is it just a reorganising of our memories as we finish the day, or are they deeper than that? Plus – whose fault is it when you dream about stuff? Say you are in the bed next to your wife and you dream about another woman, are you in control of that? I know one thing you are in control of – telling your wife about the dream! Of course if you talk in your sleep then you’re knackered, but I haven’t know anyone do that. I have heard you can’t lie when you talk in your sleep… I have always wanted to test that but...

Do you know what music you are listening to? Because I have no idea, people ask you if you like things like heavy metal, what exactly defines something as heavy metal? I mean rock yes, I know what rock is most of the time, pop, yep, classical, yes, jazz, yes, but all the rest… I think people are making things too complicated, I don’t want to try and assign one of 20 different versions of rock to a song, I just want to find out if I like it and then listen to it or not, so if you ask me if I like Grunge funk then I’ll either headbutt you or just ignore you, it depends on how important you...